Damn John Mayer? Watch What you Say!

John Mayer took a large dosage of crazy in an interview with Playboy.

In the interview the pop singer called Jessica Simpson “sexual napalm,” said Jennifer Aniston was stuck in 1998 and said his penis was a “white supremacist.”

What in the…what?

“One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a huge rumor I was dumped because I was tweeting too much,” Mayer told Playboy.

He adds: “The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998.

“She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction, and I always said, ‘These are the new rules’.”

On Jessica Simpson:

That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm…

There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just f*ckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.”

On black chicks:

PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke c*ck. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.

PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.

MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his d*ck. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.”

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- Jcam